This is what she was after: a big light-eating slice of butternut squash for a mandible. When people offer you a slice of the action the action is surely squash-coloured. If you’ve been a girl during the period of [still as-yet undetermined boundaries] you’ve been taught to want legs like Fran Kubelik or the green M&M. Feet the shape of seal pups without shoes and enough gold to fill a bath. When she goes to the dentist he shows her his ampoules all full up with soft lighting. He asks her if she’s ready to be mouth-rich mouth-coronal. She says Yes please make me top-heavy epinasty. Everyone’s worried about their tits – if their blue-green-edged buoyancy is even reliable. She’s been holding hers in the bath like she’s Mary II at coronation. She’s never wanted to be a role model. Who has time? In the dentist she’s hooked herself a man who likes colours not words and she’s got big gums full of gold. Would you just look at her. Sexy legs jusqu’au soleil! Hole in her face like Kremnica!